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you only turn fifty once. so why not get drunk?

For my 50th birthday my daughters took me out.  Well we went to the bar where the 21-year-old tends bar, because she was working.   They bought me a fancy hand painted martini glass so I had to go somewhere and use it.

I am not a drinker.  I drink what every one calls the “sissy drinks”    The glass however has a recipe for a celebration martini on the bottom.  So my bartender daughter said she had to make that for me.   it did not taste bad but it was not good.  and it was full of alcohol.   after that one drink I has two others.  I don’t remember the name of them but they have lots of OJ and cranberry juice in them.   However, I got very drunk.  probably the most drunk I have ever been.

needless to say I was quite hung over today.  Bad headache and spent most of the day in bed.  WOW.  a big reminder of why I don’t drink.  I really don’t like the feeling of being drunk.  I don’t like getting sick, which I did.  and I really don’t like the day after.

I suppose one drunken night in 50 years isn’t all that bad.

I did have a great time.  my neighbor came and she and I talked and had fun.  we also sang a couple of karaoke songs.  the neighbor, my two daughters and I, called ourselves the 4th ave 4 (we live on 4th ave) and sang the C-lo song fuck you.

I especially like to sing, very loudly, the line  “fuck her too”   I am sure those of you who have read previous posts  know what HER is being refered to.

I think there is a surprise party planned for me for saturday… but I am not sure.  we shall see.